The Internet Prayer - for great Virality

May you have an eternal and blessed online presence.
May you be bestowed with many upvotes, likes, kudos and karmas.
May many advertisements be attached to your image, words, and personality.
May anything you say or do go viral, and invade all lives in the most obtrusive way.
May your actions ~~manipulate~~ influence the masses to consume many products.
May all server farms in the universe* be filled to the brim with your nonsense.
May the megacorp-owned algorithms forever be in your favour.
May the Kubernetes be with you.

* And all the other places, too.

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