The Internet Prayer - for great Virality

• May you have an eternal and blessed online presence.
• May you be bestowed with many upvotes, likes, kudos and karmas.
• May many advertisements be attached to your image, words, and personality.
• May anything you say or do go viral, and invade all lives in the most obtrusive way.
• May your actions manipulate influence the masses to consume many products.
• May all server farms in the universe* be filled to the brim with your nonsense.
• May the megacorp-owned algorithms forever be in your favour.
• May the Kubernetes be with you.

* And all the other places, too.

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